A pirate walked into a restaurant, and the waiter said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding," said the waiter. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit." "It was my first day with the hook."
“Shine Runner” from ‘Vector Unit’ is a great hit, a fun filled barnyard sort of racing game, well not much of a race but driving a fast paced hovercraft over the river, knocking down anything which comes in your path, alligators,other boats,houses,trees, you name it! Is some serious fun. Our review device was an Android, but the game is also available for iOS. Back to the game, well it’s really fun and seriously addictive, the graphics are really nice, and if your device has a big screen you’re gonna love it. It’s fast, fun and simple. Basically, you just drive as rashly as possible collecting money bags on your way and sometimes the cops chase you, adds a bit more fun to it. You have to buy items from one shop and sell’em to the other, buy it cheap from someone and sell for a higher price to the other. The score is ‘Money’ itself, the more you have the higher your score. But that’s not the part of the game you will be interested in, it’s all about driving that wacked out hovercraft and having as much fun as you can. The river is filled with obstacles, you can avoid’em or go right through and wreck’em, there are pretty big jumps too, that’ll make you go “Wooooh!”.The game is a definite must-have, it costs $0.99 for Android and iOS.
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